comfortable myths
Wonder bread
pine trees
dead trees
speed limits
Green Lake for looks
pale ale without a lemon
sailboat statistics
scriptures
sleeping in pajamas
soggy corn flakes
routine
chocolate pudding – where’s the whip?
Ultimate Fighting Championship on cable
Spike TV
regular TV
tinted windows
anxiety
ballerinas in pink tutus
posers in pink pants
black and white suits
grey grave headstones
quotes from Mark Twain
citing in research papers
rants without source
“Jesus saves!”
staycation
-2007